Author Unknown, found on web
Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”
Haha, nice, I’ve got to tell this one to my friends now.
I could have sworn I heard a rimshot there…..
Just kidding – thanks for the laugh!